Charity

When you have bad facial hair, people have no qualms about suggesting more egregious styles to sport. People casually toss around words like Pork Chops, Fu Manchu, Handlebars and other suggestions I've never heard of like Dirty Sanchez. I might rock a Giambi, but I'm not dumb enough to twist it into a Rollie Fingers simply because someone suggests it. I would gladly grow dreadlocks and a Hasidic Beard topped with a Sam Elliot if I could manage it.


What most folks don't know about is the mustachioed one's connection to charity. The dudes over at Monday Night Brewery are attempting to cure ulcers through alternative methods. You can find the details of our involvement here, and details the overall cause here.